Stop eating or drinking whatever you are eating or drinking right now. Because consumption of food or beverage is not recommended before you observe what I'm about to show you. It is so absurd, I can't even process it.
Behold, Perez Hilton (note: he was attending a black-tie event of some kind according to Buzzfeed):
This is a smorgasbord of fashion hilarity. This is Jazzercise meets smoking jacket meets Disney's Space Mountain meets LMFAO glasses meets sad 90s hair. Also, is it just the shoes, or does he really have such tiny bird ankles? And is it just me, or do those glasses almost look Photoshopped onto his head? Perez. Pull it together.
There's also something vaguely Mexican looking about him in this photo, no?
ReplyDeleteYes. For sure. And also kind of stunned. Like he's unsure how he ended up where he is.
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